Escape The Black Hole With A Company Voluntary Arrangement
by Alan Davis, 24/02/2013 | Permalink | Email this
Scientists studying the properties of Higgs boson, the so called ‘God Particle’ have theorised that the Universe could be cyclical and therefore, every so often, all of space is renewed.
I don’t pretend to understand what on earth particle physics is about; I struggle with the concept of electricity flowing along a cable if I’m honest, but one thing is for sure, I won’t worry about a cyclical Universe.
The reason I am not worried is that this event, if it happens, will take place in the future, so far into the future that the Sun will have expired taking the Earth with it and all life on Earth will be extinguished.
This conjecture, partly stemming from experiments conducted within the Large Hadron Collider, will probably be impossible to prove but difficult to argue against, unless you have Stephen Hawking’s brain, and I know you don’t as he is still using it.
It also seems the boffins at CERN are able to make miniscule Black Holes, which is nice. I was under the impression that a Black Hole is black because it’s gravitational pull is so great that light cannot escape from it and that it sucks in all around it, just a thought lads, maybe we shouldn’t be playing with Black Holes, just for now. Thanks.
Getting back to the cyclical Universe theory, I wonder if we will all appear again in the future, maybe what some people perceive as ghosts are simply beings from a different time stuck in some hideous celestial plane for ever, if so it’s no wonder they wander around aimlessly, they must be bored to death, oh, they are already dead, or are they?
I would hope that in an alternative Universe mankind has developed beyond where we are now, hopefully the new Universe has no 7 day warning letters, no HMRC enforcement officers and no company Winding up Petitions for non-payment of VAT, PAYE or Corporation Tax but until then we absolutely do have all those things.
Escaping to a parallel Universe is probably not an option however a Company Voluntary Arrangement is, dig your company out of its Black Hole with a Company Voluntary Arrangement.
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